Poopenis 

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

Poopenis by the poopanister October 17, 2010

poopenis 

A poop-brushed penis.
Often misread for "poopennies" which is a a group of poop-brushed penis.

Sarah was so smelly! I had never had poopenis so badly.

poopenis by Juan Pedro Andrés November 9, 2008

poopnis 

What a butt should really be called, especially for males. I mean, come on, right?

He who pees out of his penis shall poop out of his poopnis.

"Man, my butt hurts."
"Your POOPNIS, you dunderfunk!!! Your POOPNIS hurts!!!!!"

poopnis by Dudley D April 10, 2008

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

Poopenstinkle 

A smelly poo stick!

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.

Poopenstinkle by n0y0u February 9, 2010

poopenshaft 

Anal cavity. Sounds like it originated from one of the Germanic language countries, but is now used widely especially in reference to anal sex.

She preferred to take it up the poopenshaft.

poopenshaft by Jizzle Nation September 22, 2005

poopening 

a major event of defacation, brought on by overeating, gastro-intestinal distress, accident, or a long bout of constipation

So I guess I shouldn't have scarfed down those three bean burritos and the had that triple latte, because I went home and had a poopening.

poopening by Steven Herraiz July 6, 2014