Ponti

Clueless monomaniacal buffoon.
That guy is such a ponti. He'll spend half an hour in the bathroom, in front of a mirror, combing his hair 'just so'; and then he'll walk out with toilet paper hanging from his open fly. (He thinks people are smiling because they're happy to see him)
by Ponti's Mother February 14, 2008
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pontie

A word newly used within the glasgow community to describe the population who dont understand basic slang of the Scottish nature.
ye dinnie ken whit were oan about ya pontie
by Glasgae January 27, 2008
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ponti

A British military expression/acronym standing for, "person of no tactical importance." Usually restricted to combat service support troops such as supplies, engineering maintenance and other non-combat troops. American equivalent is REMF

Used to describe someone of little use, neither use nor ornamnet
That man couldn't find his arse with both hands. He's a complete ponti.
by RFN March 05, 2008
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Ponty

1. A person perceived as a threat to ones masculinity.

2. An adjective describing a somewhat level headed and talented individual.

3. A “over confident” guy ballsy

1. “This guy’s being a Ponty
2. “Why’s he dressed so sharp... he’s a Ponty”
3 “Stop acting all over confident...like a Ponty”
1. “This guy’s being a Ponty
2. “Why’s he dressed so sharp... he’s a Ponty”
3 “Stop acting all over confident...like a Ponty”
by The Textbook August 29, 2018
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ponty

someone who is soft and sucks at big two
Alex lee is a ponty and sucks at big two.
by hehhet453434 June 17, 2010
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ponti

A close word to words like own and pwn.
I ponti you! I got 20 ponti frags and you only got 2!
by Dheam January 20, 2006
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Ponty

"i'm going to Ponty to be bored"
by Duke of Earl January 28, 2005
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