Pontins

Pontins... a place where chav parents go on holiday to let their mini chavs run around screaming like twats while they get drunk, stoned and give each other STD’s, guaranteed to see at least 50 pikeys having a scrap, often compared to auschwitz but without the gas, though if interested visit the restaurant (don’t, please don’t, unless that’s what you’re in to)

Chardonnay: where we going on holiday init Kev

Kev: pontins init, sun holidays have it for £9.50

Pontins by Sergej June 26, 2021

Pontins

A word which here means rubbish, totally crap or of such cheap origins it is laughable. Originally created in mockery of a holiday in such a horrible place by the masters of words Adam and TeeJay in Maths 2006.

Eurgh!! Look at that kia... Pontins!
She was a bit... Pontins!

Pontins by Adam Fishy July 9, 2006

Pontins

As avid pontin park goers we are fuming at the
absolute state of our stinkin room that is sold as a
"family holiday'
:. Upon arrival there was an
unidentifiable item under the queen bed, we had a re-
jig of the bed but we did not dare to touch what
looked like a unwelcomed log!! The bed itself had a
stench but all in all managed to get our 40 winks. We
assumed the room would have more of a chic feel yet i
felt like i was trapped in my youth (1970s) the patterns
on the curtains made me and my husband chronically
dizzy. Have to say though an absolute classic and hit
with the kids, very easy to forget their there HAHA!

Signing off from ronny, have a great summer at pontins 🤩

Pontins by Ronald cordette July 15, 2022

pontins

1. a: A hairy asshole.
b: Usually found on a forest ranger.
2: a: Axel frog.
b: 50 Cent
3: a: Furry tennis BALLS.

Ex 1: Godammit! Did you see the pontin on that kid?

Ex 2: Godammit! When that forest range needed to groove, his pontins were in the wide open, and he told us they had pride.

Ex 3: Godammit! What the fuck is up with this pontin singer person frog.

Ex 4: Godammit! That pontin was shot in da hood!

Ex 5: Godammit! You stole my extra furry pontin. Don't carress it. Or, massage it. You'll break it! FUCK!

pontins by Butros June 22, 2006

chris pontius 

chris pontius is one of the leetest jackass stars. he was in jackass, jackass the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.

Chris pontius is cool as fuck!

chris pontius by markese October 25, 2005

Pontius Pilate 

Roman Judge at the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed treasonous actions.

A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.

Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a Santa Suit a DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate

Pontius Pilate by seekeroftruth March 21, 2009

Pontius 

The ultimate persecutor. If this person is against your way of living, sense of humor, or ethics, he or she will do whatever they can to take you down.

Sam did not enjoy the jokes I was making about Jimmy. He is so Pontius

Pontius by Richie Melps August 8, 2010