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Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`

Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`

Peneration 

Verb: The action of sticking one's pinky finger in person's sphincter.
"Dude I did the 'Shocker' to her!"
"Was it weird?"
"Kinda, it was the peneration that was weird, sweet none the less"
Peneration by PIC: The Shocker April 20, 2010

PONRATION 

After beating your dick for a while you hit this wall where you can't stop, this is referred to as ponration ( Point Of No Return)
My parents left me home alone for the night and after spanking my monkey for awhile I hit ponration.
PONRATION by TheOneAndOnlyDickCheese February 12, 2017

Ponderbating 

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.
You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!
Ponderbating by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011

Ponderbating 

Man! I can't wait for my date tonight. I've been ponderbating about it all day long. I need some Hoo-Haw.
Ponderbating by Fsu Big Dawg October 3, 2010
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