Polygacest

Having multiple husbands/wives while they are also a part of your immediate family.

John: Whoa, Johnny is on his annual Polygacest date today.
Joe: Yeah, I can't believe he's married to three of his sisters.

by Dank Memeroni January 4, 2018

polygamist

someone who is married to two or more people at the same time

"The polygamist has problems in his marriage."

by [e-mail] May 23, 2006

Polygamist Simp

One who simps, not for one female, but for many. A man may have a couple females that he has relations with and the one that he is currently with he will actively simp for. On the other hand, he will simp for any woman he sees and has no number 1.

This man is a Polygamist Simp in the flesh. Absolutely, immaculate performance of being a Polygamist Simp.

by yessirsimp October 1, 2020

Polygamist Opportunist

Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.

By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.

by Fasters August 18, 2023

Polymačerton

(poo-lee-ma-koing-toon) An alcoholic beverage containing rum, lemon juice, vodka and brown bananas.

“Joe ordered a polymačerton to wash away his sorrows in a single drink.”

by Gonoengoenfovw December 12, 2019

Bird Polygamist

A bird that takes part in polygamy and has amazing Kahoot abilities.

Get down with the Bird Polygamist baby.

by GruntToeCristy February 10, 2022

Polygamist

Individual who conducts a practice revolving around the matrimony to several other people at the same time like there is nothing remotely creepy about it at all.

Not only do polygamists get to switch out fuck buddies throughout the week with no penalties but they also are able to get a tax break for every wife/husband they obtain because marriages in most states are recognized as civil unions.
Is it creepy? Yes. But is it smart?. . . . . . . . :)

Probable polygamist conversations:

"Hey sorry wifey number 2! This is wifey numbers three's night to have passionate, bouncy love making with me, but we'll schedule a Wednesday canoodling!"

"Go fetch me a drink."
"Which one of us are you talking to?"
"All ya'll bitches! Now go get me a drink dammit!. . . . . . Ain't nobody got time for this -_-."

by Maserati V8 June 14, 2013