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Saucisson Polonaise 

A penis large enough to surpass the delight of females and the envy of males, into the territory of actual fear and awe. Term originates from the mythos surrounding a muscular Slavic student at the University of Connecticut who reportedly possesses the largest genitalia on campus. Literally translated, it is "Polish Sausage".

Also known as a kielbasa.

See also: Kevorka Polonaise.
"I heard that kid's hung like a moose."

"He ain't got no saucisson polonaise. That shit's bush-league."
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dammnnnn nigga she fine she a polona
polona by young daggerdickmamii January 10, 2018
A word that describes a va-jay-jay that literally CAN go to pound town, loves the beat down, but stay out of the brown and be found on SoundHound!
Simmer Thinks that Settle’s PoonCan is the warmest and silkiest that he has ever fucked... WOW how her Poon Can take The beat down all the way to pound town.

pooncakes 

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...
pooncakes by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008
This term is used to express the overwhelming angst felt by non-preppy individuals when surrounded by a large group of men and women in traditional preppy attire. Specifically: polo shirts. Can be used to refer to certain university fraternities, country clubs, and various vacation spots on the east coast.
This is a Polocaust. Let's leave.

Everyone here looks like they fell out of a Ralph Lauren catalogue. What a Polocaust.
Polocaust by jmm820 October 30, 2010

Polonial-Gay 

An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.
Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.
Polonial-Gay by kedlover01 May 20, 2010
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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