Polody 

When you clean a toilet with a bar of soap

Dude was so messed up last night he puked in the toilet then polody.

Polody by Grant Waller December 20, 2023

poody hair 

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

poody hair by NCKnobster February 23, 2011

Poody Stew 

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.

I'm going to give you some poody stew.

Poody Stew by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.

I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.

pobody's nerfect by Downstrike December 23, 2004

rehab-pology 

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

rehab-pology by GusII December 9, 2009

Harry Pology 

The study of Harry Potter

"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"

George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"

Harry Pology by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

Plody 

A pile of bodies.

Damn, Jim. Thanks to that light machine gun you've got, there's a nice plody in front of the door.

Plody by DNI1311 June 9, 2009