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Poloaphobia

An irrational or intense fear of poles, such as flagpoles, signposts, or similar vertical structures
“She couldn’t walk past the flag without panicking — a classic case of poloaphobia.”,
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podophobia

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*
Podophobia is a phobia of feet
by ljASHTON August 10, 2008
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Poophobia

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.
by ZguegMan May 8, 2014
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Palmaphobia

Having an irrational fear of palm trees. But not all trees, just palm trees. This is because they should not exist, they have no reason to exist. If a tree is going to be tall, it should at least be covered in branches and leaves, and not look like a giant schlong in the air. Like seriously, why do they only have like 4 giants leaves? What is the point in that?
Julia has figured out that Jaxon has palmaphobia, because he pisses his pants when he sees a palm tree.
by dudeafraidofpalmtrees March 15, 2020
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popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.
Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.
by jacobymin June 12, 2007
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poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.
hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"
by paulsgay January 25, 2011
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Pokeaphobia

1) The fear of poking someone on Facebook or the fear of being poked by someone on Facebook.
2) The fear that poking someone of like gender implies your sexual preference
Stanley's Pokeaphobia prevented him from poking Jagger on Facebook.
by BHJ1911 September 29, 2010
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