poorphobia

the fear of poor people. most rich snobs have some sort of poorphobic disorder.

hobo: "spare some change?"

rich snob: "ohh my get away form me you filthy hobo"

hobo: *not another asshole with poorphobia"

by paulsgay January 25, 2011

poophoria

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

by ashassin April 20, 2008

Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.

I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.

by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

podophobia

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*

Podophobia is a phobia of feet

by ljASHTON August 10, 2008

poophoria

the feeling of euphoria one may feel having just released a large poo.

Roger:"Being constipated really sucks!"
Joseph: "Well at least you have the poophoria to look forward to..."

by silversk8er18 January 18, 2010

Poophobia

The fear of pooping.

Carl died of poophobia. His stomach was full of shit and explodes.

by ZguegMan May 8, 2014

Poophoria

A state of temporary bliss following a big dump triggered by the combined effect of increased lightness, cleansing and the subsequent release of endorphins. This condition can last for five minutes to one hour dpending upon the size and scope of the action.

Following a major crap I relaxed happily on my bed, drifting in a state of deep poophoria.

by Street Rod October 19, 2005