popophobia

Having a fear of the police or any officer of the law.

Hey man, I would go with you to the police station, but I can't because I have popophobia.

popophobia by jacobymin June 12, 2007

Panophobia 

Fear of everything

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Panophobia by Richard The Gnome... Shhhh!!! February 20, 2010

poophoria 

The euphoric feeling that occurs after a particularly satisfying poo. Usually experienced when a large stool distends the rectum causing the vegas nerve to fire, and often accompanied by a feeling of having undergone spontaneous weight-loss. Those who experience this condition commonly report having difficulty containing their emotions even during inappropriate circumstances and feeling compelled to tell someone about their poo. The feeling usually passes in less than 1 hour, but in rare cases it can last an entire day, causing an emotional high that may be widely disparate from actual circumstances.

Rising from the toilet, I was overwhelmed by the sudden onslaught of poophoria, and could not stop smiling due to the undeniable feeling that all was right with the world.

poophoria by ashassin April 20, 2008

Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.

I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.

Poképhobia by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

Phobophobia 

Being afraid of being afraid.

This is something you can really get worked up with.

A: Don't scare him. He has phobophobia.
B: AAAAH! That was scary .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Phobophobia by lyomi June 13, 2012

Phobophobia 

The phobia of being scared. If you have it, you're literary scared of being scared... It's like, phobiception.

You're scared that you'll be scared, but then you realise you're scared of being scared, so then you're scared and then you're even more scared, because you just realised you're scared of being scared and that makes you even more scared which makes you so scared that you're very very scared which completely scares you and you're so scared of being scared that you can't help being scared, but you're scared that you are scared... That's phobophobia for you :/

Phobophobia by TerribleDefinitions February 17, 2015

podophobia 

An irrational fear of feet.
This fear can be of the persons own feet or feet of someone elses.
The fear can have different side affects such as fear of stepping in shoe shops or even shops that sell socks.
The fear can also be feet in general (Ex. looking at feet) or of looking and/or touching bare feet.

People with feet phobias are not diseased and there is nothing wrong with them.

Podophobia sufferers sometimes recieve taunts from non suffers:

Person one: Can you put some shoes on please?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Coz I have a foot phobia
Person two: hahahhahahahahahahhaha rotfl *waves feet in face*

Podophobia is a phobia of feet

podophobia by ljASHTON August 10, 2008