Polly Hanna 

When you are not going home with a woman, and all you can do is masturbate to get off you are having a date with "Polly Hanna" it your right hand, or if left handed, your left hand. If you use your less favored hand then your going home with "Freaky Polly"

Hey bro I'm outta here, got a date with Polly Hanna back at the crib.
Or when the girlfriend is pissed off, and you want to really freak her out, if she texts you you asking what your doing you can say, "I'm doing nothing but going home to be with Polly Hanna" and of course, there will be immediate jealousy and anger, at which time you back pedal and tell her your going to
Jerk off ..."look it up in the Urban dictionary"

Polly Hanna by youaintwrong June 28, 2015

pollyanna 

Noun- an excessively or blindly optimistic person or Verb-unreasonably or illogically optimistic

I was going to jail but my girlfriend was being a pollyanna saying it would be a learning experience.

pollyanna by Outkast82 April 30, 2007

Pollyanna 

An internal optimist in the face of adversity (reality).

From the title character of the 1960 Disney movie starring a young Hayley Mills.

I lost my job, my girlfriend and someone stole my car. What the fuck do you mean I should cheer up, Pollyanna?

Pollyanna by Tarbash May 23, 2006

Pollyannaish 

(adjective)
Belittling and often insulting term for being absurdly optimistic and good-hearted, believing in a good world where everything works out for the best all tht time. Often in combination with being God-fearing and perceiving oneself standing on a higher moral ground than others.
See also: Daddy's Little Girl, Goody Two-Shoes

The word "Pollyannaish" is derived from "Pollyanna," the heroine of Eleanor H. Porter's famous novel "Pollyanna" (1913), whose outlook on life was one of absolute optimism and whose problems were always straightened out in the end.

(Disclaimer: Not very modern, but still an urban term.)

"Although I've been raped and mishandled by a demon, I'm determined to remain optimistic, no matter what" is a perfect summation of being pollyannish.

Pollyannaish by Mefistofeles August 24, 2004

Pollyanna Speak 

News, economists, and personalities in the media and politics downplay growing disasters or negative outcomes when being direct is an inconvenient truth.

I read an article on the economy that use a lot of pollyanna speak when it comes to how bad the recession is going to get.

Pollyanna Speak by jondich September 28, 2022

Pollyanna 

Queen of this motherfucking shit, she's awesome

"Pollyanna, I love you."
"Bitch, who doesn't?"

Pollyanna by queenofthisfuckingshit April 10, 2015

Pollyanna 

The one and only who believes the morning sun will always shine again, a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, in roses kissed with dew, in make believe, fairy tales, lucky charms, promises spoken as you cross your heart, in skies forever blue, in silver linings, there will come a day (possibly tomorrow), a dream can still come true, friends and laughter, the wonders love can do, songs and magic, miracles, second chances, and finally, in you!

You can call them "Pollyanna"
Say they're crazy as a loon.
They believe in second chances
And that's why the believe in you!!!

Pollyanna by Anony. Res October 9, 2023