jondich's definitions

Bounced Out

Getting fired from or walked out on an job

Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.

by jondich August 20, 2016

Spindick

A person who deflects the attention from themselves or creates an excuse when caught in a fallacy or lie.

He is a spindick because he was sweet talking to his girlfriend when he was caught in a lie about other girlfriends.

by jondich June 14, 2018

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes

He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?

by jondich October 6, 2017

Klingon Ghetto Sled

A low-level Space transport used by Klingons to raid or conquer other aliens and their resources.

They attacked a colony with a Klingon ghetto sled instead of a Bird of Prey

by jondich February 7, 2020

Echoing in your jockstrap

looking for their small penis or genitals

Is your penis that small or are you echoing in your jockstrap?

by jondich February 11, 2020

jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 28, 2020