jondich's definitions

Bounced Out

Getting fired from or walked out on an job

Jim got bounced out from his cashiering job at Target for repeat no-shows.

by jondich August 20, 2016

Spindick

A person who deflects the attention from themselves or creates an excuse when caught in a fallacy or lie.

He is a spindick because he was sweet talking to his girlfriend when he was caught in a lie about other girlfriends.

by jondich June 14, 2018

Financial Assrape

When you lose money or capital to price gouging, inflation or fraud

Shopping at this store is financial assrape because everything is $10 to $20 more than other stores on the same items.

by jondich May 31, 2018

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes

He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?

by jondich October 6, 2017

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject

Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials

by jondich January 7, 2021

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

by jondich January 8, 2021

Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity

He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's

by jondich January 8, 2021