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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

Pillocking

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you
Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Right Royal Placking 

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.
Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

popalacking

hey whats popalacking
popalacking by unknownx89 January 27, 2008