Pollicking 

The art of acting like you're twelve when you're nearly an adult. Includes, but is not limited to, stealing people's keys, driving away when somebody is walking to the car or trying to get in it, pretending to hit somebody then saying "two for flinching" or anything else that was cool/funny when we we're 12 years old.

Dude, quit Pollicking. We're 17, not 7.

Pollicking by Don'tB_Mad October 3, 2012

body policing 

The informal practice of policing one's physical appearance because it does not conform to social norms, or is not deemed appropriate for a particular setting. Personal preference and attraction do not necessarily qualify as body policing.

Yeah, I decided not to hire that woman, her visible body hair and lack of makeup seemed too unprofessional to me.

Hey, man, that's body policing.

body policing by bbear117 October 16, 2012

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

George Floyd Justice in Policing Act 

A policing reform bill drafted by Democrats in the United States Congress. The legislation aims to make it illegal for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend criminals. This bill, named after a deceased career criminal who resisted lawful arrest, is labeled as the first step in Democrats, liberals, and progressives attempting to defund and eliminate police. Authors of the legislation hope to have a society with no accountability for crime, and high drug use, without repercussions. If signed into law, the bill will make it a felony for law-enforcement officers to attempt to apprehend, or defend against violent resistance, criminals who routinely victimize people of society.

When officers arrived at the robbery in progress at the liquor store, the criminal invoked the George Floyd Justice in Policing Act, while holding the store clerk hostage and waving a stolen pistol around. Officers were forced to leave the scene and let the victim take care of himself.

George Floyd Justice in Policing Act by Panama Pucker February 23, 2023

Policing

When your friend tries to enforce the rules upon you when it's for a stupid reason. The rules being broken are usually minor rules that schools or the law enforce.

Eric: STOP RUNNING IN THE HALLWAY!

David: Stop policing me!

Policing by TKD997 September 15, 2017

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

policing

The act of telling people what they can and can't do, according to your own personal viewpoint. This mainly extends to interests, hobbies, things they enjoy. Used most often by social justice bloggers on the website Tumblr, often turning to mass hate on people whose interests do not fall within the strict guidelines of what these bloggers deem acceptable for the masses. There are blogs set up literally so people can anonymously say they enjoy these things without being attacked. I'm pretty sure totalitarian governments do exactly the same thing.

"You can't watch (insert any tv show here) because the main character is a white male and the show makes offensive jokes. You are the scum of the earth if you enjoy it."

"If you like (insert anything here) then unfollow me immediately, because you do not understand social justice and I will not be associated with you!"

"I really enjoy Family Guy, I think it makes good social comment and it makes me laugh-" "Get off Tumblr! You don't belong here, you piece of shit. Go kill yourself you sexist racist homophobic transphobic privileged fuck!"

"I'm not putting any of my interests on tumblr, there is always something "problematic" with them." "Policing social justice bloggers?" "Yeah."

policing by bananasplits November 26, 2013