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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Pullaming Strike Team 

A team of firefighters that fuck shit up and puts out fires. Known for drinking pubs dry, Making chicks and fires moist. All round shenanigans.

Because even Chuck Norris needs a hero.
Pullaming Strike Team Strikes Again
This fires out of control! Call in the Pullaming Strike Team!

I lost my girlfriend to the Pullaming Strike Team!

That cunt has a sick moustache.... must be the Captain of the Pullaming Strike Team
Pullaming Strike Team by PSTSA April 12, 2019

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pauljacking 

To derail political discussion by bringing up the merits of Ron Paul, regardless of who is being discussed.
Jim: Can you believe what Zomney said in that ad released in New Hampshire?

Bob: I know, politicians have no morals...

Jerry: Except maybe Ron Paul!

Ray: c'mon! you guys are Pauljacking this thread!
pauljacking by morrisster November 22, 2011

Pillocking

Making fun of, Taking the piss, Lying
He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you
Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Right Royal Placking 

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict
Right Royal Placking by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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