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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Pullaming Strike Team 

A team of firefighters that fuck shit up and puts out fires. Known for drinking pubs dry, Making chicks and fires moist. All round shenanigans.

Because even Chuck Norris needs a hero.
Pullaming Strike Team Strikes Again
This fires out of control! Call in the Pullaming Strike Team!

I lost my girlfriend to the Pullaming Strike Team!

That cunt has a sick moustache.... must be the Captain of the Pullaming Strike Team

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pauljacking 

To derail political discussion by bringing up the merits of Ron Paul, regardless of who is being discussed.
Jim: Can you believe what Zomney said in that ad released in New Hampshire?

Bob: I know, politicians have no morals...

Jerry: Except maybe Ron Paul!

Ray: c'mon! you guys are Pauljacking this thread!
pauljacking by morrisster November 22, 2011

Pillocking

He's pillocking you - He's having you on or lying to you
Pillocking by Darrell Harrison November 27, 2002

Right Royal Placking 

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict