potlacking
potlacking by uxairz January 7, 2023
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Pollocking
The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010
Related Words
potlacking • Pollacking • Potlicking • pollocking • poplocking • Postjacking • placking • PodJacking • Petjacking • Pollicking
Postjacking
When someone comments on a Facebook post such as a wallpost, status update, or anything else in an attempt to bring in another conversation and divert attention away from the post and toward themselves.
Jason posted on Marie's Wall:
"Hey...how have you been?"
Jack commented on Jason's wall post:
"JASON! Why didn't you text me back?"
And Jason and Jack have a conversation on the wall post that was meant to be for Marie, and thus Jack postjacked the conversation. Postjacking can also occur in status updates, but it most common on wall posts.
"Hey...how have you been?"
Jack commented on Jason's wall post:
"JASON! Why didn't you text me back?"
And Jason and Jack have a conversation on the wall post that was meant to be for Marie, and thus Jack postjacked the conversation. Postjacking can also occur in status updates, but it most common on wall posts.
Postjacking by Johanson Johnson December 27, 2009
pollocking the toilet
A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008
Right Royal Placking
Right Royal Placking by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009
Pollocking
The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011
popalacking
popalacking by unknownx89 January 27, 2008
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