Placking 

Inserting a china plate into the arse crack of your partner.

"Hey Tim hows spicing up the love life going"

"Awesome mate, I placked that bitch good. Used 7 plates, it was super jizzfective"

Placking Crew 4 lyf

Placking by dfjsdgnreljg fgbjfjfghjfgfghfg September 29, 2011

placking 

v. getting around to last-minute packing, but actually doing nothing - or slacking.

Sky: Damn I really need to pack.
Shan: Do it.
Sky: I'll do it in the morning.

Morning..
Shan: What you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be..?
Sky: Ugh. Placking.

placking by skybluewhaleshan January 8, 2009

Right Royal Placking 

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you

The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict

Right Royal Placking by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

packing hardware 

Packing hardware is street and police slang for carrying firearm, especially powerful firearms.

When the patrolmen searched the gangbangers they found .45 caliber Glocks, which is really packing hardware.

packing hardware by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Piggy's packing

An unattractive person carries a gun or a large genital package.

Wilbur may be a pig but girls say piggy's packing!

Piggy's packing by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2016

Packing a Trout 

Having an unnaturally large penis; One whom carries/packs a big penis as they walk around

Brad: Yo how big is your dick?
Chad: Bro I'm packing a trout how bout' you?
Brad: Damnnnn bro I have a 6 incher at best

Packing a Trout by omshure July 25, 2019

Picture Packing 

Picture packing is packing with images or any sort of photo to help the joke.

"Fred doesn't even have good jokes, he's known for picture packing and he lets the pictures get the laughs for him"

Picture Packing by thethizzkid December 22, 2020