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Avoiding something, especially in an argument.

An accusation used in debates by the childish whenever a person doesn't respond in the exact way desired.
I'm getting really tired of your constant evasion of my questions.
evasion by entivore October 6, 2003
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If you get banned from a game, and you go on to another account while your banned. Just so you can play more.
I got banned today.

So your evading/Evasion?

Yeah.
Evasion by ureonmyhitlist January 21, 2010
Avoidance of ones words, to prevent the trapping of lies.
Evasion of girlfriends questions to prevent telling little white lies
evasion by aut April 24, 2006
Child like temper within a person of a young adult age.
Often known to never let anything go and remain annoyed and upset for a long time over intangable objects
Your acting like evasion :/
evasion by Anonymous September 5, 2003
A really dumb way to win games of pokemon
My opponent used minimize a bunch of times in this battle, his evasion is now at 4x, none of my moves hit. How is this fun?
Evasion by PokemonKid34 June 10, 2024

Evasion Technician 

A wheelman that specializes in purposely evading or out driving Law Enforcement personnel, usually in lieu of a crime having been committed.
*NOTE* Not everyone who attempts to 'run from the Cops' is an Evasion Technician. The title implies a professional that uses the best of equipment, (not a stolen hoopty) and is successful in their evasions.
Ron: We all knew Officer Miller hid his patrol car behind the guard-rail just past the culvert, and never let anyone get out of a ticket when he nabbed them... Until, Tony passed him up doin' a buck sixty.
James: Why? What what happened with Tony?
Ron: Oh, Tony is an Evasion Technician.
Evasion Technician by KRASH! July 26, 2007

Tax evasion 

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned
Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.
Tax evasion by Destroyer of babies October 10, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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