Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

Polinging by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

body policing 

The informal practice of policing one's physical appearance because it does not conform to social norms, or is not deemed appropriate for a particular setting. Personal preference and attraction do not necessarily qualify as body policing.

Yeah, I decided not to hire that woman, her visible body hair and lack of makeup seemed too unprofessional to me.

Hey, man, that's body policing.

body policing by bbear117 October 16, 2012

laser pointing 

When you pee in your girls' mouth from across the room

Isaac: Hey, were you with a girl last night?

Zach: Yea, we tried laser pointing, it was awesome!

laser pointing by Chanukah October 23, 2019

finger pointing 

To draw attention to something. Often used in terms of a person blaming something else. Fairly self-explanatory.

There has been a lot of finger pointing, but no one has yet found the one true cause of cancer.

finger pointing by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Plinking 

Also "Plinking about" Non-serious, fun shooting at targets, often tin cans.

Most commonly with air pistols/rifles and other low-power weapons.

"I use my Webbley pistol for plinking about in my yard"
"Spitfire pellets are good plinkers"

Plinking by Humphro October 9, 2004

Polishing the Apple 

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing

Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!

Polishing the Apple by talk2me-JCH2 April 30, 2022