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Policorn

When one makes a statement or short phrase with the intention to inspire political change, activism, or ideas. But ultimately give off a corny, amateurish, or idiotic tone when read.
“Oh great…Greg’s making more Policorn under a comment section again…”
“It’s only a matter of time, we must revolutionize…”
Dude what are you talking about?”
by UshankaQueso February 27, 2026
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Frolicking with the polycorns

We all bought some cough syrup so that we would be frolicking with the polycorns.
by Matt Hewey February 7, 2008
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polycorn

a multi-faceted, perhaps multi-personalitied unicorn that enjoys the more complicated things in life; polyamorous equine love circles, exploring different sides of their horse-onalities, and is open to love beyond gender.

of course, like all unicorns they love glitter.
that's a polycorn if i ever did see one.. two horns and everything.
and look at that gayt!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
by omymoon June 2, 2018
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polycorn

"that unicorn has multiple horn" "thas because its a polycorn!"
by brobrobrobrobrobro April 13, 2007
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Ponicorn

A Ponicorn is part Pony, part Unicorn. They are rare creatures that only speak in Dolphin with the occasional Monkey sound. Ponicorn's are highly sought after pets as they can grant you 2.75 wishes.

It is a well known fact that Richard Branson, Oprah and Justin Bieber own Ponicorn's, however for obvious reasons they keep them hidden from the public.

If you ever meet a Ponicorn, repeat three portmonteaus in a row and it will give you a gift. Gifts range from small cars, cases of Canadian domestic beer, etc...
I saw a Ponicorn in the forest last night and it gave me this hickey.

I heard Oprah's Ponicorn poo's Christmas TV's!

Justin Bieber's Ponicorn wish was the reason he was in that Brazilian brothel.
by Berns-2013 December 19, 2013
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poliporn

A portmanteau of the short form of the respective words 'politics' and 'pornography'.

Political pornography - "poliporn" - is the extreme perversion of political reporting to purposefully present it as sensational and biased. The key is that it is not just propaganda and thus misleading but that it is packaged as a product and ultimately intended to gratify the viewer in some demented way.

Although easy to misinterpret, it does not refer to political sex scandals such as the Clinton-Lewinsky affair or countless others.

On the inspiration for the inception of the word, I quote Alec Baldwin's commentary on the concept in The Huffington Post:
"Pornography is the lurid and detached exploitation of something that is essentially good, even necessary, in order to make money, while simultaneously shaming and disgracing all of those who are involved. Instead of the basic force of sex, "political pornographers" exploit the good and necessary love of country that men and women seek to express and exercise on both sides of the aisle. Hannity is such a pornographer. He taunts and goads his listenership to express their political views in lurid, yet detached, ways. They do it in anonymity. They stress themselves to reach out and touch people in their lurid and detached way who they do not even know. Like pornography, they exert themselves to reach a state that gives them the release that they consciously avoid through a healthier, more personal involvement. Like pornography."
Guy A: Did you see Hannity & Colmes election coverage last night? It was such good poliporn I jizzed in my pants.

Guy B: No, I was too busy jerking off to Bill O'Reilly's poliporn show.

Guy C: You guys are sick... I prefer my softcore CNN poliporn. It's much classier.
by actionman26 April 12, 2009
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Policore

Political hardcore, or any type of punk that deals with politics. Many policore bands and supporters were anarchists.
Crass, Subhumans, Dead Kennedys, The Exploited, Sham 69, Sex Pistols, Relient K(some) and The Unseen.
by Freak Face May 27, 2005
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