Pokewaf 

A foul smelling release of gas from a pokemon. It can also be used to describe the horrid smell of a Garbodor or a Muk.

Someone taking a shit and finding a Shiny Minun, the smell would be called a "Pokewaf"

Pokewaf by BluntSmokinAnus July 27, 2012

Pokewalker 

A device that came with the new 2010 Pokemon games, SoulSilver and HeartGold.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.

Mom-"Billy, take out the trash!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"

Pokewalker by nostalgicforgarbage March 22, 2010

Pokéwalk

Going for a walk specifically to play Pokémon Go.

I accidently did some cardio today on my Pokéwalk.

Pokéwalk by Toffeemon July 11, 2016

Pokéwalking

Going for a Pokéwalk

Let's go Pokéwalking, so we can catch some rare Pokémon.

Pokéwalking by mebozy July 26, 2016

Pokewar 

1) An activity where one person pokes another person and the other person pokes them back, resulting in a continuous 'Pokewar' - the end of which may never occur.

2) Similar to the above, except that the pokewar is hosted by some form of social networking site - eg; Facebook, MSN etc...

1) Pete: "POKE!" *pokes Sally*
Sally: "Hey!" *pokes back*
Pete: *pokes back*
Sally: "Don't turn this into a Pokewar!" *pokes back*
etc etc...

2) "Me and my friend John have been at our Facebook pokewar for three months non stop! I hope he gives in soon, I'm gettin tired of it"

Pokewar by Captain Capable June 1, 2011

PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.

PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT

PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010

pokéwaifu 

A Pokéwaifu is a female Pokémon who is, your wife.

Dude 1: Latias!

Dude 2: she's my Pokéwaifu

pokéwaifu by Pokemonmaster100000 July 20, 2016