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Pokéwalk • pokewalking • Pokewalker • PokeWanker • Pokewank • pole walker • pole walking • Pope Walk
Pokéwalk
Pokéwalk by IamWaterWeight July 18, 2016
Pokewalker
A device that came with the new 2010 Pokemon games, SoulSilver and HeartGold.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
Mom-"Billy, take out the trash!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"
Pokewalker by nostalgicforgarbage March 22, 2010
Pokéwalking
Pokéwalking by mebozy July 26, 2016
PokeWanker
An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.
The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010
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