Pokewang

A peen of someone who really really likes Pokemon

made in Smiles's show on BlogTV

Smiles has a very large Pokewang because she has all 151 Pokemon in her Pokedex.

by PwnsTehNubs October 3, 2008

Pokehangover

The state of mind the morning after several days of intense pokemon training and pwnage. usually results in hunger and loss of pokemon interest for several hours

Ahh man... i have a SERIOUS pokehangover. I think i'm gunna go eat a cow.

by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007

pokemang

Pokemon for mexicans

"Hey esé, I'm goin to play with my pokemang cards holmes"

by o rev May 5, 2008

PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.

PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT

by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010

Pokwang

Defined by a Filipino host of Eat Bulaga (the most famous noon-time show in the Philippines) as "Aswang" or a Vampire like creature in Filipino Mythology

You can catch a Pokwang when watching Wowowee.

by El Gimikero March 5, 2009

PokeWanker

PokeWalker so involved in Pokémon go that they fail to recognise hazards.

"I was driving through the city on Tuesday when I almost hit a PokeWanker'

by ARJubilee July 17, 2016

Pokémango

A mango playing Pokémon GO.

Lol mate, look at that pokémango.

by thatsmiley July 31, 2016