Pokewang
Pokewang by PwnsTehNubs October 3, 2008
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Pokehangover
The state of mind the morning after several days of intense pokemon training and pwnage. usually results in hunger and loss of pokemon interest for several hours
Pokehangover by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007
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Pokewang • PokeWanker • Pokehangover • pokemang • Pokémango • Pokewank • Pokwang • Pokè wagoner • Poke War Grace Period
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PokeWanker
An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.
The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.
Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.
Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010
Pokwang
Defined by a Filipino host of Eat Bulaga (the most famous noon-time show in the Philippines) as "Aswang" or a Vampire like creature in Filipino Mythology
Pokwang by El Gimikero March 5, 2009
PokeWanker
PokeWanker by ARJubilee July 17, 2016
Pokémango
Pokémango by thatsmiley July 31, 2016
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