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Pokehangover 

The state of mind the morning after several days of intense pokemon training and pwnage. usually results in hunger and loss of pokemon interest for several hours
Ahh man... i have a SERIOUS pokehangover. I think i'm gunna go eat a cow.
Pokehangover by Pokemon Master14 November 20, 2007
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"Hey esé, I'm goin to play with my pokemang cards holmes"
pokemang by o rev May 5, 2008

PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
PokeWanker by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010
Defined by a Filipino host of Eat Bulaga (the most famous noon-time show in the Philippines) as "Aswang" or a Vampire like creature in Filipino Mythology
You can catch a Pokwang when watching Wowowee.
Pokwang by El Gimikero March 5, 2009

PokeWanker

PokeWalker so involved in Pokémon go that they fail to recognise hazards.
"I was driving through the city on Tuesday when I almost hit a PokeWanker'
PokeWanker by ARJubilee July 17, 2016