Powderitis

A condition caused by going back to your boring hometown after a sick day of skiing or snowboarding in deep powder. Also referred to as post-skiing depression. May last for weeks if your hometown is particularly boring or lacking snow.

After going home to Kansas I had powderitis for a week!

Powderitis by kladfjgdkaflgjakdfljgv March 8, 2011

Get merch

Get the Powderitis mug.

See more merch

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Get merch

Related Words

Powderitis • Ponderitis • Powdertip • Pokeritis • powderific • powder it up • Powder Pisser • Powder Tits

Powdertip

When one has extremely cheap tissue paper and gets amounts of tissue paper stuck to their penis whilst masturbating.

My mom bought such bad tissue paper from the store last week. I've had powdertip for ages.

Powdertip by williboic January 29, 2015

Get merch

Ponderitis

Overthinking.

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.

Ponderitis by mrlys September 28, 2021

Get merch

powderific

a terrific day of skiing large amounts of powder

"Hey man, are you going to ski the mountain today? It is going to be powderific!"

powderific by Stephanie Ames March 12, 2008

Get merch

Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

Get merch

Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

Get merch