Pokerfuck

Poker players who win with bullshit hands, despite your all-in on pocket aces or any other really good poker hand.

When you get beaten by that guy who called your all-in pocket aces with a pair of sevens, then he makes three of a kind on the river. That guy is a bona-fide pokerfuck.

by Damitdan October 28, 2006

powerfuck

Sexual intercourse, distinguished by rough and forceful thrusts from the male/phallus counterpart, who is also taking the dominant and lead role. The act is in no way malicious.

Betsy told her man, Nick, "Please, I really need you to fuck the daylights out of me. This is what I really need". Nick replied, "Lover, I give you my word, I will powerfuck you for as long as I can".

by Nikki Stixx January 2, 2019

Pokerfacing

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.

Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.

by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

paperfuck

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.

Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.

by SNUKnight April 20, 2008

Pokerface

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"

"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."

by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

perfucktionist

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

Peterfuck

To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.

The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.

by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009