Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.
As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.
by Laughlynne August 30, 2013
The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.
As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.
by Laughlynne May 28, 2018
Compared to the ESLs that Adam typically dated, Aidan was practically a lexiconda when it came to dirty talk.
by Laughlynne July 13, 2016
The sticky combination of sweat and jizz that collects around the base of a man's penis following sex.
by Laughlynne August 20, 2013
by Laughlynne June 08, 2016
The look a person gives to nearby strangers or patrons that makes it clear that they want to be alone.
George noticed an attractive woman sitting by herself at the end of the bar, but as he stood up she flashed him the Garbo glare and he sat back down.
by Laughlynne July 27, 2017
One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.
The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
by Laughlynne May 28, 2016