Definitions by Laughlynne
Tight fright
The sudden, gripping fear that the leggings you're wearing are not actually meant to be standalone pants.
As she sat down and her desk and saw her skin through her leggings, Clare was overcome with tight fright.
Tight fright by Laughlynne May 28, 2018
Garbo glare
The look a person gives to nearby strangers or patrons that makes it clear that they want to be alone.
George noticed an attractive woman sitting by herself at the end of the bar, but as he stood up she flashed him the Garbo glare and he sat back down.
Garbo glare by Laughlynne July 27, 2017
Airlockhome Syndrome
The condition of spending so long in an airport lounge due to flight delay that you begin to fear leaving its confines in order to get to your destination.
After the fourth delay in three hours, Airlockhome Syndrome set in and Crystal stopped checking the departure board and settled in for a nap.
Airlockhome Syndrome by Laughlynne May 12, 2017
melancohen
The general feeling of citywide dolor that arises from millions of its residents having listened to "Hallelujah" that morning.
New York sidewalks were filled with a sense of melancohen the day after the post-election SNL cold open.
melancohen by Laughlynne November 13, 2016
Srirachcrotch
Though he sunburned easily, Dave did surprisingly well in the south, where men loved a good srirachcrotch.
Srirachcrotch by Laughlynne July 26, 2016
ritgl
ritgl by Laughlynne July 19, 2016
lexiconda
Compared to the ESLs that Adam typically dated, Aidan was practically a lexiconda when it came to dirty talk.
lexiconda by Laughlynne July 13, 2016