perfuckt 

1) Fucked up in such away that it is a magnificant display of wrong.

2) Sarcasm of happiness.

3) Destruction of something for a good reason

1) You did a perfuckt job on that presentation, Bob.

2) My day is just perfuckt, Thanks for asking.

3) Don't worry Bob, your singing bass fish is in perfuckt condition. Thanks for letting me babysit it while you're gon.

perfuckt by Dan Regalia (DJ SHADOW - DARKSIDE-RADIO.COM) July 25, 2004

Perfuckt 

Perfuckt: Adjective

Used to describe sex that is beyond perfect... to the point where it needs its very own adjective.

I had sex last night and it was so fucking perfuckt.

Perfuckt by Lucie Bluebird September 11, 2016

Perfuckt 

*Perfuckt - Inversely Perfect.

"Hatred and struggle - (obscessive* competition & pyscho-sociopathic 'Oppositionality') - are no more serviceable as principles of Life than collision is as a guiding principle in the journeys of the stars."

- Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' 1944

The NZ National Party's "sound, long-term solutions" to the "housing affordability crisis" they themselves identified in 2007 proved to be perfuckt. They achieved NOTHING but making the shituation* worse.

Perfuckt by PartisanZ May 17, 2022

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.

The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.

perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016

Perfuct 

an attempt to perfect something to the detriment of the thing; over-perfecting to the point of fucking shit up.

Dude stop messing with that drawing, it looks great already! You're gonna perfuct it!

Perfuct by carl lagoudy October 14, 2016

prefucktual agreement 

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

prefucktual agreement by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

PERFUCTIONIST 

Derived from "PERFECTIONIST," with the second "E" replaced with "U", to add the "FUC-" sound, as in the word "FUCK".

Noun: A person who is a total prick about being a perfectionist. One who cannot finish a task without checking it over again and again, or who does something repeatedly until s/he achieves the desired result. When this behavior annoys others, the person exhibiting the behavior is a "perfuctionist".

Q: Where's Noonan?

A: Oh, he's skipping lunch today, because he's being a "perfuctionist" again. He's rewriting his proposal to present to the Board of Directors this afternoon.

PERFUCTIONIST by Jakey the Snakey December 24, 2009