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paperfuck 

A paperfuck is any document that can totally screw you such as: a lawsuit, legal charges, failing grades on a transcript, a police report, etc. etc.

It can also be used a verb.
Cop: I know that you know where the suspect is, now tell me where he's hiding or I will paperfuck you out of this university so fast!
UCLA Student: I swear I don't know, I think he has friends in Santa Cruz.

Daniel: How are you doing man?
Kyle: Awesome, I totally just paperfucked the guy who slashed my tires.
paperfuck by SNUKnight April 20, 2008
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Sexual intercourse, distinguished by rough and forceful thrusts from the male/phallus counterpart, who is also taking the dominant and lead role. The act is in no way malicious.
Betsy told her man, Nick, "Please, I really need you to fuck the daylights out of me. This is what I really need". Nick replied, "Lover, I give you my word, I will powerfuck you for as long as I can".
powerfuck by Nikki Stixx January 2, 2019

Paperback Bitch 

A person who has everything they need but stills whines about having a crappy life/ not having something.
Jim: Mannn I want the new iphone 4s my iphone 4 is soo slooowww
Tim: Stop being such a paperback bitch

Douchebag: FML dude
Friend: Dude you have everything you need, you make your life seem like shit when there are other people with actual problems, your being a paperback bitch

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.
The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016
To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.
The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.
Peterfuck by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009
To have sexual intercourse with tremendous force and vigor.
When we really get going, and we're powerfucking, I often knock some shit off the nightstand.
Powerfuck by The Reamer June 23, 2004

Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.
Paperback writer by Chicken rider November 20, 2022