Poker Dick

A dick that does not get shy or shows any change of its usual behavior. Specifically when family members are involved in its arousal.

“Hey dad. Are you happy with my poker dick performance last night? If you were any more fucked up you wouldn’t have known it was me.”

Poker Dick by Adwala76 March 18, 2022

power dick 

a guy that is a hot head super dominant that thinks he is the toughest man on the planet

hey jason who was that hitting on your girl friend?

oh thats fred he is such a fuckin power dick

power dick by theskilo January 3, 2008

dick power 

The result of men holding out on having sex with their significant other. The man gains control in the relationship and is able to do however he pleases, while the female yearns for his attention and sex.

Shaun used his Dick power to get Carol to buy him a Harley Davidson.

dick power by Vice President January 30, 2015

dick poked 

when you hug a guy and they have a boner

Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp

dick poked by vballen012 October 5, 2009

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob 

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

Dick Juice that's power full

Juice from a male or female penis. Once you drink it you become invincible, and to extract it you must squeeze it as hard as you can. Then Shit on it.

Dick Juice that's power full is best drink in the world

Dick Juice that's power full by ihjg0rhfv8eh0 August 30, 2017

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick 

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick by Shuaman December 30, 2021