Shuaman's definitions

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Botshit crazy

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

by Shuaman July 7, 2020

Up to the elbow

The act of inserting the fist and arm in vagina or rectum all the way up to the elbow.

You seeing Ginny again tonight?

Hellz yeah, bitch is going to take it up to the elbow, yo!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Vogueing

People who constantly check themselves out in the mirror.

How was your date last night?

Awful, dude kept vogueing all night.

by Shuaman November 16, 2018

Go away 10k

An insurance company will pay you a 'go away 10k' for a car accident no questions asked in order to sign away your claims .

Got rear ended last night.

Should get your go away 10k.

by Shuaman June 2, 2020

Corona kiss

A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.

What's happening with your project at work?

Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020