Shuaman's definitions

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman May 7, 2018

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020

trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Gunned

To be compromised by something posted on social media a la James Gunn, former director of Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

Don't post that pic, bro, you'll get me gunned at school, yo!

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

froggy gone a courtin'

A guy with no neck, usually a frat boy type.

What about Jason?

He's a little froggy gone a courtin' for my taste.

by Shuaman October 29, 2018