145 definitions by Shuaman

numb juice

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

by Shuaman November 10, 2022

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

The hard end of the cut loaf of bread that the flies have walked all over.

Cut off the fly walk would you, babe, I hate making sarnies out of that

by Shuaman November 19, 2018

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.

That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!

by Shuaman November 25, 2017

A look so hard it wards off potential rapists and gang attacks in the big yard in prison.

Guy got a bit leary so I gave him the big yard stare and he backed off.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020

Where you been?

Had a bit of bog snog with the barmaid.

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

by Shuaman March 23, 2019