Shuaman's definitions

Drummin

British slang for burglarizing houses.

Where you get all this stuff? You been drummin again?

Nah, my nan gave it me.

Bollocks.

by Shuaman December 16, 2019

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

What's the go?

What's up? What's happening?

What's the go? Are you coming here or are we meeting there?

by Shuaman September 26, 2019

Schnarfty

Clever and sneaky.

How did you get here so fast?

Pulled a schnarfty one and got my work to pay for a cab.

by Shuaman November 5, 2018

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2020

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

by Shuaman March 12, 2022