Raincoat

Something sleazy or sordid.

God, I haven't had sex in a year.

Go see a pro.

Nah, too raincoat.

by Shuaman July 16, 2019

Runnings

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.

Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.

by Shuaman November 02, 2018

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

bothering

British expression for dating.

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.

by Shuaman October 03, 2018

Trench warfare

When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.

Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Botshit crazy

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

by Shuaman July 07, 2020