Raincoat

God, I haven't had sex in a year.

Go see a pro.

Nah, too raincoat.
by Shuaman July 16, 2019
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Runnings

British expression for business (usually criminal) to take care of.
Wanna come down the pub?

Nah, got runnings to do.
by Shuaman November 02, 2018
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jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.
Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!
by Shuaman July 20, 2017
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bothering

Saw Mark and Lisa down the boozer.

Oh, are they bothering?

Sure looked like it, they snogged the whole night.
by Shuaman October 03, 2018
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Trench warfare

When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.
Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.
by Shuaman June 23, 2019
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Onan the Barbarian

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!
by Shuaman October 20, 2020
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Botshit crazy

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.
Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.
by Shuaman July 07, 2020
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