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A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.
I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.
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by Shuaman June 27, 2019

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Venereal disease.
What's the matter, dude?

Think that stripper I fucked last night gave me a dose.
by Shuaman November 15, 2018

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Sex tourism.
I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?
by Shuaman October 05, 2018

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To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.
Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
by Shuaman November 24, 2016

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A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.
What's happening with your project at work?

Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.
by Shuaman April 10, 2020

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Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.
God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.
by Shuaman November 11, 2018

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Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.
What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.
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by Shuaman September 06, 2018

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