Shuaman's definitions
When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
by Shuaman April 17, 2017

That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.
by Shuaman September 24, 2018

The act of masturbation.
by Shuaman June 16, 2023

by Shuaman November 2, 2018

Dude, that was some shrapnel.
That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.
That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.
by Shuaman July 5, 2019

by Shuaman May 20, 2017

A girl with a heavy flow on.
What's up with all the bathroom breaks?
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!
by Shuaman June 9, 2021
