Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 16, 2016

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman February 22, 2018

Big yard stare

A look so hard it wards off potential rapists and gang attacks in the big yard in prison.

Guy got a bit leary so I gave him the big yard stare and he backed off.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Vaby

Virtual baby. A girl you sext or cam fuck online but have never actually met in person.

Hey vaby girl, where u bin, daddy lonely?

Here daddy, your vaby's wet and whorny. Your cc detes the same?

by Shuaman October 14, 2018

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Covid jumping

Moving from place to place to avoid being stuck in a lockdown or Covid hotspot.

Is Jenna in town?

Nah, she's covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 18, 2020