Shuaman's definitions

Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

numb juice

Alcohol.

Imma go to the store and gemme some numb juice, yo!

by Shuaman November 10, 2022

Mollusk

Derogatory term for Elon Musk.

The Mollusk wants to go to the moon now.

Twitter is getting mollusked!

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Muskavite

A supporter or follower of Elon Musk.

You bought a Tezzie? Don't tell me you a Muskavite?

Sure am. Love the Elon.

by Shuaman June 6, 2022

Blooter hole

Ass, anus, shitbox.

Glad to hear your blooter hole didn't get tore the fuck up when you were in prison.

Likewise!

by Shuaman March 12, 2022

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick

Better than nothing.

God this buffet sucks.

Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021