A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.
I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.
What's the matter, dude?
Think that stripper I fucked last night gave me a dose.
Someone who masturbates a lot.
You rubbing one out again?
I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.
I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?
Yeah, so what's your point?
Someone who jerks off a lot.
Where were you?
Rubbing one out.
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!
Joey D's selling his car.
It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.
Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.
God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.