Shuaman's definitions

Gunned

To be compromised by something posted on social media a la James Gunn, former director of Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

Don't post that pic, bro, you'll get me gunned at school, yo!

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

Acid bitches

Hot ass hoes.

This club be lame, where da acid bitches be at?

by Shuaman July 5, 2019

trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman May 7, 2018

toad chode

A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.

How was your date last night?

Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.

Deal breaker.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018