Shuaman's definitions

pain in the pooer

Something annoying or difficult to do. British.

Martin's coming over later.

Really? That's guy's a real pain in the pooer.

by Shuaman April 18, 2019

Bitchmas

Spending Christmas with horrible relatives.

What you doing for Christmas?

Going to my mom's, Uncle Doug is coming so it's going to be a real bitchmas.

by Shuaman December 24, 2019

Holing

To be ass fucked.

See the game last night?

Ach, we took a proper holing, didn't we?

by Shuaman November 8, 2018

Blovids

Hookups that circumvent the lockdown rules. Sex in the time of the pandemic.

What's up, bro, you been getting any blovids in, bruh?
You nose it, homes, gave it to me gran and I've totes inherited her place, yo!

by Shuaman July 18, 2020

Tootinkhamun

Someone who farts a lot.

Whoa, dude, that stinks.

Had a dodgy curry last night, I'm Tootinkhamun today!

by Shuaman December 15, 2019

Flush

v. To get an abortion.

Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.

by Shuaman February 16, 2018

Fruiting

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

by Shuaman March 27, 2021