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A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.

I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.

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by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Venereal disease.

What's the matter, dude?

Think that stripper I fucked last night gave me a dose.

by Shuaman November 15, 2018

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

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by Shuaman November 01, 2020

Sex tourism.

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?

by Shuaman October 05, 2018

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

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by Shuaman October 20, 2020

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 02, 2019

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018