Shuaman's definitions

Cryborg

Someone who can't stop crying.

How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?

Oh she's a total cryborg right now.

by Shuaman June 29, 2021

fuzzy and scuzzy

Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

slackerdaisical

A feeling of extreme sloth or indolence.

C'mon, bro, let's go out and do something.

Nah, dude, I'm feeling slackerdaisical, think I'm just gonna bomb out and watch toons.

by Shuaman May 7, 2018

Covid jumping

Travelling from place to place in order to outrun infection hot spots or government lockdowns.

Is Laura around?
No, she's Covid jumping in Europe.

by Shuaman September 27, 2020

Joy clamp

A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 1, 2012

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who masturbates a lot.

You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.

by Shuaman November 1, 2020

In the cement

Vintage term for being in prison.

I wouldn't do take that if I were you, you'll end up back in the cement

by Shuaman March 30, 2020