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A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.
I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.
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by Shuaman June 27, 2019

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Venereal disease.
What's the matter, dude?

Think that stripper I fucked last night gave me a dose.
by Shuaman November 15, 2018

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Someone who masturbates a lot.
You rubbing one out again?

I know, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now.
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by Shuaman November 01, 2020

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Sex tourism.
I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?
by Shuaman October 05, 2018

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Someone who jerks off a lot.
Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!
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by Shuaman October 20, 2020

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A criminal.
Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.
by Shuaman March 02, 2019

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Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.
God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.
by Shuaman November 11, 2018

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