A person who goes out on dates with the sole purpose of getting a free dinner.
I'm going out with Julie tonight.
It's a foodie call, dude, she's got a boyfriend.
Venereal disease.
What's the matter, dude?
Think that stripper I fucked last night gave me a dose.
Sex tourism.
I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?
I'm married.
Yeah, so what's your point?
To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.
Do you think Jeff will get fired?
Hope so.
What?
I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.
A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.
What's happening with your project at work?
Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.
Pussy and asshole, a la SNL.
God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.
Buy a
fuzzy and scuzzy
mug!
Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.
What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?
I'm on the Trump diet.
