Shuaman's definitions

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

Up to the elbow

The act of inserting the fist and arm in vagina or rectum all the way up to the elbow.

You seeing Ginny again tonight?

Hellz yeah, bitch is going to take it up to the elbow, yo!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Vogueing

People who constantly check themselves out in the mirror.

How was your date last night?

Awful, dude kept vogueing all night.

by Shuaman November 16, 2018

Botshit crazy

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

by Shuaman July 7, 2020

Onan the Barbarian

Someone who jerks off a lot.

Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.

Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!

by Shuaman April 17, 2017

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018