Shuaman's definitions

Choppy

Anywhere there's going to be lots of cocaine. British.

Going to D's party tonight, it's going to be well choppy?

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

sleep depraved

When you keep having sexy dreams.

I'm so sleep depraved at the moment, I'm having wet dreams every night!

by Shuaman February 26, 2019

Drummin

British slang for burglarizing houses.

Where you get all this stuff? You been drummin again?

Nah, my nan gave it me.

Bollocks.

by Shuaman December 16, 2019

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 7, 2018

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

bum bugler

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019