Pokedick

A word to describe a person who knows everything about Pokemon, but is an asshole about it.

If you say something wrong about Pokemon, like the Pokedex, the Pokedick will correct you.

"Oh, Pikachu is sooo cute. Isn't it a water-type."

"HAHAHA, fuckin' n00b! Pikachu is an ELECTRIC type. Idiot."

"Jeez... no need to be such a Pokedick..."

by MelonWater December 10, 2012

pukedick

when a girl is giving head and she throws up all over the guys dick and then keeps going, swallows, and then they make out

"they call me the pukedick"

"puuuuukkkkeee"

"puke on dick"

by steeeeezie May 10, 2008

Pokediction

A pokediction is someone who is obsessed with pokemon. If you think you have a pokediction, it might just be a strong desire, but you'll probably grow out of it, but for someone who has a pokediction, it can take for a darker turn. For example, if you are constantly thinking about pokemon non stop, having dreams about pokemon, having fantasies of pokemon, replacing your spare time playing or watching pokemon instead of doing something else, and having lots of merchandise of anything pokemon related that could indicate that you are showing a strong desire and could take a brake. A pokediction is like any other addiction; it takes time and determination to get rid of it. So if you find yourself subconsciously thinking about it or having the urge to play it and/or watch it, or any other of these symptoms, then you most likely have an addiction. If you are tired of this addiction or its interfering with your life, you should take some self therapy and look for something more better to do.

Guy1 - "Man, Guy2 must have an obsession with pokemon, he's always talking about it and asking us to play the trading card game with him!"

Guy3 - Heh, I know right. I wonder if he's okay?

Guy2 - H-hey, Guy1 and Guy3! Guess what? The new legendary pokemon just came out! I am so going to read the bulbapidia to see it's location for I can get it in Pokemon Orange addition!

Guy1 - ... ...... ..........

Guy3 - Yup, he's got a pokediction.

GameFreak® - Hehe..yes he does, yes he most certainly does *Smirks*

by AManWhoLikesRPG's July 8, 2015

popedick

Noun: The penis of the current pope.

"Popedick is wrinkly and saggy, but I still want some of that holy penetration!"

by Ivy April 18, 2004

Pokediction

A Human who addicted to Pokemon

Davean has a pokediction

by INdigo January 22, 2014

Pokerdick

When your penis slips through the folds in your underwear used to make peeing more convenient.

You have pokerdick! Fix it.

by Ecc08 December 22, 2020