Poke-in

The act of hunting Pokemon on your smart phone in public places.

Mom look at all those nerds poke-in in the park by that statue.

by thegiantredginer July 11, 2016

Poke in the whiskers

To have Male to female intercourse. (Poking), (Poke) The actual act of going through the hair.

Hey, says the guy to the girl, how about a little "poke in the whiskers".

by Lizzzard June 10, 2008

poke in the whiskers

the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, assuming, of course, they are not completely shorn

“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”

“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

Poke-in-the-eye

A breakfast treat!

Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.

Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)

Poke-in-the-eye
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by andycrofts December 15, 2011

better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Phrase describing a situation that isn't very good, but could be worse.

How was your holiday visiting your grandma?

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

a poke in the lower wiskers

to have a erected penis inserted into female vagina.

"Everybody needs a poke in the lower wiskers

by Chief Hugecock July 3, 2010