Poke-in
Poke-in by thegiantredginer July 11, 2016
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Poke in the whiskers
Poke in the whiskers by Lizzzard June 10, 2008
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poke in the whiskers • Poke-in • A poke in the eye with a sharp stick • a poke in the lower wiskers • Better than a poke in the brown eye with a sharp dick • better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick • Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick • throw a poke into • pokeintheeye • poke her in the cheese
poke in the whiskers
“i’ll be back later honey for a quick, uuuuuhhhhh, poke in the whiskers”
“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”
“i’d like to get her back to my place for a poke in the whiskers”
poke in the whiskers by uncle salty May 11, 2004
Poke-in-the-eye
A breakfast treat!
Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.
Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.
Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
Poke-in-the-eye by andycrofts December 15, 2011
better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick
better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick by Ryan Paine March 24, 2008
Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick
Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick by Chappo January 20, 2004
a poke in the lower wiskers
a poke in the lower wiskers by Chief Hugecock July 3, 2010
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