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Mason Pohatu
Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.
Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart
Mason Pohatu by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021
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Potatus
Commonly used to describe the office of the president under President Joe Biden after frequently looking like a bumbling idiot in front of TV camera's.
Potatus by TheRealCaptainObvious February 24, 2021
Potatus
A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.
That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.
Potatus by ProperVowel October 5, 2022
Potatum
Potatum (pronounced po-tay-tum) is Latin for potato, however it is also linked to the name Tatum, meaning cheerful. The Romans believed the a potato was a cheerful vegetable built of what is calledhappy matter. It is thought to have brought luck and happiness into peoples lives.
Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.
Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.
Potatum by haamooseesee1 August 25, 2008
Potatuition
Potato intuition - being deeply in touch with your inner potato and understanding life through your pure potato insight
Sad boy: “Bro life is hard, I feel like such a potato.”
Friend: “We are all potatoes deep down. The key to life is to channel your potatuition and understand what it is telling you.”
Friend: “We are all potatoes deep down. The key to life is to channel your potatuition and understand what it is telling you.”
Potatuition by megttr167 October 11, 2020