Pohatu

(n.) A toa of Stone who is a character in the Bionicle storyline.

"As he makes the move, Pohatu kicks the rock."

by AuPlauSe May 2, 2018

Mason Pohatu

Roblox funny man who likes to say words like fart, shit, cum, shid, fard, ball, ball fart, balls, wee and poo. Anyone in the Pohatu family generally likes balls in the mouth, just like Hayley.

Mason: i like wee shit cum fart
Us: *straight face emoji in real life*
My humour: *broken*
Us: Mason Pohatu is a fart

by mazzypoothethird August 31, 2021

Potatus

Commonly used to describe the office of the president under President Joe Biden after frequently looking like a bumbling idiot in front of TV camera's.

POTATUS just made another incoherent speech.

by TheRealCaptainObvious February 24, 2021

Potatus

A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.

That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.

by ProperVowel October 5, 2022

Potaturd

A jacket potato-sized turd possibly due to eating too many jacket potatoes.

Gee, that was painful, I just did a potaturd

by danmolby March 30, 2009

Potatum

Potatum (pronounced po-tay-tum) is Latin for potato, however it is also linked to the name Tatum, meaning cheerful. The Romans believed the a potato was a cheerful vegetable built of what is calledhappy matter. It is thought to have brought luck and happiness into peoples lives.

Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.

Euan: He got all of the answers wrong in the test!
Robert: What a Potatum!

by haamooseesee1 August 25, 2008

Potatuition

Potato intuition - being deeply in touch with your inner potato and understanding life through your pure potato insight

Sad boy: “Bro life is hard, I feel like such a potato.”
Friend: “We are all potatoes deep down. The key to life is to channel your potatuition and understand what it is telling you.”

by megttr167 October 11, 2020