Potatum

Potatum (pronounced po-tay-tum) is Latin for potato, however it is also linked to the name Tatum, meaning cheerful. The Romans believed the a potato was a cheerful vegetable built of what is calledhappy matter. It is thought to have brought luck and happiness into peoples lives.

Now though it is commonly used as an insult as the potato cannot think for itself. Scientests have carried out several test proviving the potatoes can be used for batteries when mixed with copper but it does not prove that the potato has a mind of its own.

Euan: He got all of the answers wrong in the test!
Robert: What a Potatum!

Potatum by haamooseesee1 August 25, 2008

Potatus 

Commonly used to describe the office of the president under President Joe Biden after frequently looking like a bumbling idiot in front of TV camera's.

POTATUS just made another incoherent speech.

Potatus by TheRealCaptainObvious February 24, 2021

Potatus 

A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.

That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.

Potatus by ProperVowel October 5, 2022

potatomato

Is a word some bored schoolkid made up to describe irritating teachers. Is a mix between the words Po-ta-to and To-may-to.

Damn the teacher is being a potatomato today, whats up his butt?

potatomato by Nabby November 10, 2008

Potaturd 

A jacket potato-sized turd possibly due to eating too many jacket potatoes.

Gee, that was painful, I just did a potaturd

Potaturd by danmolby March 30, 2009

Potatometeor 

A minecraft player that is really skilled

THAT PERSON IS A GOOD AS POTATOMETEOR

Potatometeor by no u is a potato November 30, 2020

Potatuition 

Potato intuition - being deeply in touch with your inner potato and understanding life through your pure potato insight

Sad boy: “Bro life is hard, I feel like such a potato.”
Friend: “We are all potatoes deep down. The key to life is to channel your potatuition and understand what it is telling you.”

Potatuition by megttr167 October 11, 2020