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A vegetable of a human being that pretends to be important but has been a bumbling idiot their whole life. This person is usually propped up by semi-competent people because the potatus is useful in some fashion. Inspired by the worst President of the United States in 2022, Joe Biden.
That potatus dropped out of running for President in 1987 because of academic misconduct and other scandals. Due to the decline in education and standards across 30 years, the potatus was elected as President of the United States in 2020.
Potatus by ProperVowel October 5, 2022
Potato of the United States. AKA, Donald Trump. He’s a member of the Trump Potatriarchy that infected the White house from 2017-2021.
POTATUS did not participate in the ceremonial tradition of handing the country over to the newly elected POTUS, Joe Biden.
POTATUS by Sonicbo0mz January 19, 2021

Potatus Potatus 

A Latin phrase used frequently in legal writing to refer to text that is the same with slight variations to account for the changed context. Pronounced “potātus potátus”.
The text of Section 10 of the Agreement is incorporated as if fully set forth herein at length, potatus potatus.
Potatus Potatus by Latinologist August 25, 2022

potatosexual 

People who are strongly against other sexualities and resort to a passionate love with Potatos.
Hey honey, wanna come to my house?

Hell no Imma go fuck some potatos, bitch. I'm potatosexual.
potatosexual by Fishyboss November 22, 2011

douche o potamus 

Similar in type and variety to a "Douche Bag" only of a far heavier stature.

1. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.

2a of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.

3. One with an intolerable personality.
Oh My Effing God, look at that douche o potamus over there acting like he actually know's what's going on.
douche o potamus by Pretty Boy January 28, 2010

douche-o-potamus 

a severe douche, a mega douchebag, one who has reached the pinnacle of douchedom, a simpleton with issues.
Tim you are annoying the fuck out of me you fawking douche-o-potamus. Buyaa!!!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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