Podiacide 

The act of shooting oneself in the foot.

'Ah!! I shot myself in the foot!'
'Well they did say at the hospital that podiacide was a bad idea.'

Podiacide by Madgermanbird September 24, 2011

Pooicide 

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

Pooicide by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

poonacide 

Equivalent to cock-blocking yourself.

Poonacide is considered to be any words or actions that that are an immediate turn-off to the female of interest, thereby killing any chances of sexual contact.

Comes from the root words POON and SUICIDE.

Guy 1: "Dude I totally had that chick until I started talking about my ex."

Guy 2: "Yeah you definitely committed poonacide there bro. Might wanna steer clear of that subject next time."

poonacide by famousKid February 22, 2009

pooacide 

committing suicide by eating your own shit.

"How did jimmy die? He committed Pooacide!"

pooacide by FloGgY May 5, 2005

phobiacidephobia 

being scared of people of people who kill people who are scared.

"im terrified of phobiacidephobia"

phobiacidephobia by imasterfero maker December 5, 2022

Poicider 

An internet megatroll who has nothing better to do with his time other than wasting the bandwidth and time of others, by adding useless information, generally insulting to online forums.

Dude, F**K off, you are such a Poicider, why dont you get a real life.

Poicider by Dictguy December 18, 2008

pooicide 

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

pooicide by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019