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Pluntkin 

A very precise sexual act which can only occur on Halloween or during Mardi Gras. While dressed in a pumpkin costume, a man takes a poop, and during this lights up a fat blunt and receives a blowjob. These simultaneous actions are known as a pluntkin, not to be mistaken for the simple blumpkin.
Jim, wearing his new pumpkin outfit, headed into the shitter. While squeezing one out, he lit up that ounce blunt he had been saving in his back pocket for a special moment, and soon after taking that first hit, he shocked to find Sarah opening the bathroom door, getting on her knees, and begin giving him a pluntkin.
Pluntkin by pluntmaster January 27, 2009
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The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.
I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.
Plunkin by Prosser August 28, 2007
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When u use a piece of wood and hit someone with mainly annoying and stupid people
Yo Let’s go plunking. I know who to plunk
Plunking by KADONKY August 18, 2018
It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.
Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!
plunkin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

plantkin 

'plantkin'

A noun

A person who identifies as a plant or species of vegetation, who was born or brought into this world inside the body of a homo sapien.
"Well, being plantkin, I naturally gravitated towards the flowers and stuff"- Unknown, Kat, "Untitled text post", CuriousPlantkin, Tumblr, Date Unknown.

otherkin plantfolk
plantkin by braye-king September 21, 2014
teqnique for curly hair. place a towel or shirt on a low flat surface(bed chair toliet seat cover) place wet hair that has product in it and slowly lower hair onto cloth with top of head resting on the hair. pull end of shirt to back of neck and then twist the sides and tie in the back. (kind like wearing a turban) leave on head for atleast 15 minutes. the blow dry with with diffuser attachment
audrina had beautiful curls today i heard shes plunking her hair now.
plunking by jaslenesmama June 3, 2009
The act of penetrating the nasal passage by way of appendage, most commonly a finger, for sexual stimulation.
The sex was great, but the plunking is what really got me off!
plunking by Lil Miss Red April 20, 2010
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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