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planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.
Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

The Plunging Attack 

Since the head was the dragon's weakness, he slaughtered it with the plunging attack.
The act of farting out of ones penis, can also be used as paunt, a penis fart.
After anal Pat is always paunting for hours.

I feel so bloated I think I need to paunt.
paunting by SnookKing417 May 17, 2017

Baby-Punting

Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
Baby-Punting by MrFred0 June 27, 2022

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

Sucker-plunging 

Sexual move: When you're tonguing the butthole and sucking it at the same time.
Oh baby, baby, you know sucker-plunging is my favorite sex move!!
Sucker-plunging by Slutty Jerry April 14, 2021