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Plower Wash 

The act of switching between anal and vaginal sex repeatedly throughout, which usually results in a surplus of shit clumps to build up in the cunt lips. The man then pulls out and hoses them lips down with a cum shot simulating someone power washing the mildew off of the siding of their house.
Big Easy: So my chick let me do anal last night for the first time. I can't decide which I like better.

Tryant: Why don't you pound both holes and see? But beware, if you are going to do that you may want to pull out and plower wash that snatch as you don't want a brown clam.
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redneck power wash 

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

Power Wash the Lamborghini

A round about way of referring to masturbation
Dude 1: I just got home from work.
Dude 2: Better power wash the Lamborghini before you go to bed.

Milwaukee Power Wash

Using a cheap beer, preferably a Miller product or Old Style (if you have no respect for the woman feel free to use Milwaukee's Best), is the best way to give a woman an authentic Milwaukee Power Wash.

During sexual intercourse grab a bottle or can of beer and shake vigorously while bringing your woman toward climax. As she's close to orgasm pop the beer open and aim the stream at her clitoris. This will enhance her experience and potentially bring a would-be one night stand back for more.

Contrary to the name of the move, it originated in the Chicago-land area, and the beer of choice was commonly Old Style which is brewed in Milwaukee.
Lyle: I took this chick home last night and gave her a Milwaukee Power Wash.

Bob-ay: How'd that go?

Lyle: Really well! I executed it perfectly and she's been calling me her God.
Milwaukee Power Wash by AMc799 October 4, 2010

Power Wash

To ejaculate onto a woman's face so forcefully that it distorts her makeup, like a powerwasher pushing dirt off the side of a house.
"I offered to power wash Mrs. Johnson's house for $100, but she didn't have any money so she paid by letting me power wash her."
Power Wash by Mr. Lang June 8, 2009

power wash

When a person shits their pants and cleans it by pissing onto the stain.
Johnny accidentally pooped himself and had no option but to power wash it with his own urine.
power wash by big al 69 September 4, 2013

power wash

The act of performing anal sex on a woman, then putting your penis in her mouth and receiving a blow job immediately after without cleaning it off.
I pounded Sara in the ass for 30 minutes then she put my junk in her mouth and blew me. Chick gave me a power wash!
power wash by Andy_W February 15, 2007