To ejaculate onto a woman's face so forcefully that it distorts her makeup, like a powerwasher pushing dirt off the side of a house.
"I offered to power wash Mrs. Johnson's house for $100, but she didn't have any money so she paid by letting me power wash her."
by Mr. Lang June 8, 2009
by big al 69 August 3, 2013
The act of performing anal sex on a woman, then putting your penis in her mouth and receiving a blow job immediately after without cleaning it off.
I pounded Sara in the ass for 30 minutes then she put my junk in her mouth and blew me. Chick gave me a power wash!
by Andy_W February 14, 2007
The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.
There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.
by GuupDeluxe1 December 4, 2008
To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.
by Rodarkk December 27, 2016
shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
by Andy Banas March 21, 2007