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Ploughman

A big hairy ginger man. Whom is often fond of the children's tv show the Wiggles. Seen around kids suspiciously quite regularly. Plays a mean banjo and loves a bit of Jojo Siwa.
Ploughman, your a faggot!
by HarlzA October 21, 2018
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Ploughman's Lunch

Cunnilingus, or the stimulation of the female genitals by a tongue, male or female.
Sally loved having her pussy licked so Steve would often have a ploughman's lunch.
by Nikki-D March 24, 2007
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Ploughman's Sandwich

the sexual act in which two males "sandwich" one female while all wear nothing but tennis shoes
LEXYYYYY get your racquet or im gunna give you a PLOUGHMAN'S SANDWICH!
by GRIED June 10, 2009
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Ploughman's Lunch

A heterosexual sexual act involving the use of the reverse piledriver position (where the women lays on here back with her pussy raised in the air while the man, facing the same way, squats and inserts his penis downwards), ejaculation is then followed by the man shitting over the woman's chest and laughing.
I just had a great Ploughman's Lunch with my girlfriend and then I ate a sandwhich.
by IndependenceMissouri September 21, 2009
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Ploughman Loaf

A Term used by bakers with reference to wanting to have sex with a hot Co-Worker
"Hey man, have you heard that Talty is working with this hot chick Kobi"?

"Yeah bro, He told me that she has been copping the Talty Ploughman Loaf for a while now"

"I wouldnt mine giving her some of my Ploughman Loaf"
by bigtuna123 October 19, 2011
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Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.
My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.
by Jackeylad November 15, 2018
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Briggsy Ploughman's

A hearty meal served in gay bars. Usually consists of a lump of mature nob cheese with arse pickle, thickly-sliced bread and pork pie with semen relish. Regional variations can include a rats-cock side dish with diarrhoea drizzle.
Come on Quentin, let's go to The Pink Dildo for a Briggsy Ploughman's. I'm bloody starving after that rimming session.
by Colin Cummerbund September 18, 2006
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