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ploughing 

Ploughing is the act of thrusting the penis into and out of any living being repeatedly, male or female.
"After a good ploughing, Penelope loved nothing more than smoking a cigarette or two while the jelly like feeling in her legs passed."
ploughing by gogggg January 28, 2006
Words you can keep

ploughing 

bum a slag and try to collect as much shit as possible under ones foreskin
i was ploughing this bitch and i managed 7 grams of awesome nuggets
ploughing by nevs jap August 12, 2012

Ploughing the Field 

A phrase meaning to have the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, where the field is the lady parts and the plough is the gentleman parts.
Man 1, "I'm going."
Man 2, "Where?"
Man 1, "I'm off to go plough the field."
Man 2, "Dang! You be lucky in ploughing the field so often!!"
Ploughing the Field by Mozillo February 18, 2011

Ploughing the Diamond 

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}
MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

ploughing new ground 

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.
"Jake was plowing new ground when he got into Leah last night."
ploughing new ground by Jake April 1, 2004

Geyser Plugging 

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.

ploching 

the act of destroying a good joke
"Bro... why do you always have to be ploching my jokes"
ploching by Dorian2112 October 18, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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