plort

A crystalline, poop-like substance produced by slimes in the game Slime Rancher.

Gary: "Oh, no, my cute little Tabby slimes are eating all the pink plorts! I hope they don't become Tarrs!"

Norkflord: "See, Gary, the races shouldn't mix. When the boogaloo comes, I'll hang your race-traitor corpse by a rope."

Gary: "Jesus, Norkflord. What's wrong with you? Are we actually friends? If so, what's wrong with me?"

by cupi January 10, 2020

plort

A fart-like noise, made perhaps by the dropping of large stones into mud.

'Plort' went the body as it sank into the quicksand.

by What the Deuce? July 6, 2005

plort

to run into a building by accident

"I'm going to the bank...wait, why am I in McDonald's? I just plorted."

by MirandaD December 5, 2007

Plort

When you shit something out of your asshole, but gracefully.

" MOOOOM!! The dog plorted on the carpet, and it was beautiful!"

by CatsForYourMom_ January 6, 2023

Slime Plort

Ports you get from Slimes in Slime rancher when they decide to poop.

My slime just pooped and now I got a plort. Slime Plort

by Slime Plorts September 23, 2022

New Anime Plot

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by Succdingdongpls September 16, 2018

Plot Twat

Something said when plot twist is drunkenly mispronounced.

So I was at the bar and plot twat, I mean oops, plot twist.

by Dagnol January 5, 2020