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Ploot

A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.
"Our toilet's clogged with another ploot!"
by Stinkerino October 2, 2020
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Ploot

When you make a sound that sounds like a fart but you did not actually fart.
"Dude, did you just rip one?"
"No man, I plooted. It was the chair."
by anonipen December 4, 2014
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ploot

To fuck, have intercourse with, screw, bang
She likes to ploot. He does too.
by real123 July 12, 2006
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ploot

a hardcore smelling funk from a chic's vagina
I've tried everything, I just can't get this ploot off my finger!
by rob h. August 19, 2004
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Ploot

I hear he’s been sleeping around. What a ploot!
by Crimsondove December 15, 2017
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plOOt

When you watch anime for the bOObs
I started to watch Highschool dxd for the plot and the plOOt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Ohf3y May 7, 2017
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Ploot

a person that is very clingy and wants to be a milf they also want to braid everyones as hair
ploot always wants to braid my ass hair but i shave it 😢😢

ploot keeps begging for their partner to make them a milf
by emeraldhasanobsession June 9, 2021
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