ploot

To fuck, have intercourse with, screw, bang

She likes to ploot. He does too.

by real123 July 12, 2006

ploot

a hardcore smelling funk from a chic's vagina

I've tried everything, I just can't get this ploot off my finger!

by rob h. August 19, 2004

Plooting

Disposing of looted goods in bodies of water.

He looted all night long, but when he came to his senses in the morning he began to feel bad, so instead of returning the loot he started plooting the river instead by throwing it all in.

by Terrafirmick December 21, 2012

Ploot

A slimy, green mass that can't get flushed down the toilet because it's too sticky. It lives in the toilet and stinks up the entire bathroom. Only a very stinky summoner could tame the blob because anyone else who comes near passes out or runs in horror.

"Our toilet's clogged with another ploot!"

by Stinkerino October 03, 2020

Ploot

When you make a sound that sounds like a fart but you did not actually fart.

"Dude, did you just rip one?"
"No man, I plooted. It was the chair."

by anonipen December 05, 2014

Plooting

The act of eating ones booty hole.

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass

by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017

ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff September 01, 2004