Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov November 23, 2024

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

Poofish

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*

Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish

by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009

poofiss

A better way to say "poo face" that rolls off the tongue.

Kianah: Some guy just stole my lip gloss!!

Jay: Wow hes such a poofiss!!!

by laxikool October 7, 2009

Poofism

The religious belief in divine spontaneous creation ex nihilo via incantation. God spoke, and poof, there it was. Creationism.

Disproving evolution would not make poofism true.

by chrisnu April 13, 2010

ploofing

ploofing: (verb) giving head
ploof: (noun) head

"gettin gettin some ploof"
"were you ploofing last night"

by bballchica32 June 23, 2006

poofishoddballs

The not-so-rude-word of something lick, ball, bugger, shit or something bad to say when you stand in gum.

Oh poofishoddballs, i just stood in gum!
Poofishoddballs that hurt!

by Tom April 19, 2004