Urban Dictionary: Definitions by IgorMinjavalichgolchov

Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

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When you have an anal leakage in class and it stinks

Oh no I hope nobody notices my fungle

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When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

When your dick gets all moist and it leaks through your pants and everyone sees your dick stain.

Oh shit I have to do a presentation, I hope no one sees my slobbery shunk.

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An absolute moron who loves McDonald’s

Wtf blogusMcDouble what is wrong with you leave.

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When your dad takes a sledgehammer to your gargantuas cock and it leaves you with nothing at all in your cock region

Dad I swear to fuck if you MashedDong me I will beat the fuck out of your wife.

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.

Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off

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