Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov November 23, 2024

Burtle

When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

Oh no honey he burtled again, get the shotgun.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 15, 2019

MashedDong

When your dad takes a sledgehammer to your gargantuas cock and it leaves you with nothing at all in your cock region

Dad I swear to fuck if you MashedDong me I will beat the fuck out of your wife.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

Fungle

When you have an anal leakage in class and it stinks

Oh no I hope nobody notices my fungle

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 15, 2019

Cludge flunge

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.

Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 13, 2019

BlogusMcdouble

An absolute moron who loves McDonald’s

Wtf blogusMcDouble what is wrong with you leave.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

Slobbery shunk

When your dick gets all moist and it leaks through your pants and everyone sees your dick stain.

Oh shit I have to do a presentation, I hope no one sees my slobbery shunk.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019