Peasant: Please help me, i'll do anything!
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
Obama: Anything?
Peasant: Yes, anything. Please save me!
Obama: Then Perish.
*Peasant dies immediately*
by Pestilence1 March 26, 2018
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