Plomp

When you get tired and you sit or lay down on a soft surface making a "plomp" sound.

Man i need to plomp into bed.

by Pestilence1 March 15, 2018

Plomp

To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.

I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!

by Dav321 July 06, 2016

Plomp

To rip your balls off and smack someone in the face with them.

Kassie, i am going to plomp you!

by FattyFuk October 18, 2011

Plomp

To prod your penis into the anus without inserting it for pleasure. Usually only done by homosexual males but occasionally straight men do it as a tease to other men in public places such as change rooms and public showers.

"man i can't believe what i just saw. while kenedy was changing colin walked up and plomped him."

by Tekasumbowdee October 04, 2009

plomp

a very small man in a very big hat

.... plomp says it all dont you think ....

by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008

PLOMP

the physical act of taking a shit. Usually after suffering from constipation for several days.

1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.

2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 04, 2004

Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.

The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.

by F023425 April 08, 2013