Ploffin 

Proper bored like really bored like the boredest you can ever get

Oml im proper ploffin

Ploffin by BassManEbony August 1, 2018

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

poffinn 

a really cool mcyt artist on twitter who bases their entire personality on minecraft streamers and a literal bird

- “OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW POFFINN ART??”
- “.. who is that.”

poffinn by anonymous July 1, 2021

Plofkin 

The act of giving head while you are studying nursing school content

"Kyle gave Natalie the fattest Plofkin last week"

Plofkin by jhbhifjvndjkdn August 19, 2021

pic poffin 

A cuss word for a stupid pig

But you look like a pic poffin!

pic poffin by Poonmuncher69 May 14, 2015

Pliffing 

Pliffing is considered to be the most embarrassing forms of laughing. It involves laughing and pissing. The laugh starts abruptly before you have a chance to save it....you pee everywhere uncontrollably and for some unknown reason it is still funny. aka Dan Nicole

My friend made me laugh and I started pliffing my pants and continued to laugh like nothing even happened.

Pliffing by twistedTeasDnN May 16, 2013

poffing 

When you are on POF (plenty of fish) website trying to mack

"Hey man", what you doing on your cell phone texting?"

Naw dawg..."I'm poffing

poffing by papirazzi November 5, 2013