Plofkin

The act of giving head while you are studying nursing school content

"Kyle gave Natalie the fattest Plofkin last week"

by jhbhifjvndjkdn August 19, 2021

Hot Plotkin

When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.

In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.

After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".

by naesmit August 22, 2012

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When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys

Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"

by PrebHunter December 6, 2010

plooking

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

by mikulas September 10, 2006

plonkinsplurge

Pushing a poop so hard that some jizz comes out your weener.

I pooped so hard that I jizzed, and henceforth, this shall be called a plonkinsplurge.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011

Plorking

Some like to work, others like to play. Those visionary enough prefer to plork, combining the two elements as opposed to going about each separately. An aficionado of the plorking way is P. Taylor.

"Too busy plorking boi!"
"To plork or not to plork"
"Plorking every day"

by The Welsh Thesaurus July 11, 2016

Poofkin

When you put baby powder in your butcrack and you make your farts visible.

When Avery poofkined all around the room I gave him a good spanking.

by achoholicsementhrower69 October 21, 2010